The Adventures of JOMBO™ (The Latest NFT)

The latest Adventures of Jombo™ cartoon has arrived! You can buy it in NFT form. But hurry, supply is limited to only one NFT. More on that below. First, feast your eyes on this: 






 
If you're a fan of Iowa wrestling, then this is your chance to own the most important piece of Hawkeye history. For only ten million dollars (US), you get an NFT on blockchain reproducing the above JOMBO™ cartoon. 

What will JOMBO™ do next? 

The scene depicts JOMBO™ dressed up as Fan Man, the fellow who flew a fan-propelled parachute into the 1993 heavyweight title fight between Riddick Bowe and Evander Holyfield.

The fight actually depicted above, though, is the heavyweight title rematch between Muhammed Ali and Sonny Liston. Ali scored a first-round knockout in that May 25, 1965 bout. 

But what's important to you is that this is a billion dollar value for only ten million dollars (US)--a 99% savings for you--our valued customer. Additionally, you will receive this bejeweled JOMBO™ pendant made by our partner, Tiffany & Co. 


 


So, if you are very stupid and yet still somehow have access to an insane amount of money, this is the investment for you. You just know that good ol' JOMBO™ will increase in value over the years and be a cherished keepsake that you can bequeath to your children and your children's children. 

And if you think the JOMBO™ NFT and Tiffany pendant are stupid, well, my friend, Tiffany & Co. actually did enter into the NFT market with their Crypto Punk NFT and matching pendant, which looks like this, I swear to God:




photo credits: Tiffany & Co., Life.com, SI.com. 

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