Making Fun of Iowa

There are some responsibilities that I take very seriously, and the most important duty I have--my highest purpose--is to make fun of Iowa. I feel that I have let everybody down lately and want to make it up to you with a new meme and an old one. The new one first:



I think you'll agree that this meme subtly describes the relationship of all parties involved, especially after the Midlands fiasco. In part, this is due to Northwestern, but it also involves the factors satirized in this old meme:




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