Let's Play HARD, HARDER, HARDEST (featuring Travis Barker)






HARD.  Getting rid of the weeds and crabgrass that grow in the cracks of your driveway pavement. Even light sabers are ineffective against it. The Force is useless. Moreover, we now know that Roundup® gives your sperm teeth, so we can't even use that.  

HARDER.  Trying to bullseye Wamp Rats in your T-16. Plot twist: "Bullseyeing Wamp Rats" is actually a vulgar Tatooine expression for picking up women in bars at closing time. [Travis Barker drum roll] 

HARDEST.  Trying to identify which of the ILLINI Wrestling Co-Captains is Zac Braunagel, and which one is Danny Braunagel. Can you do it? Haha, good luck, buddy, even they can't do it. 

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