Let's Play HARD, HARDER AND HARDEST Again!

 

HARD: Hitting Morpheus. You proudly say, "I know Kung Fu," and before you can get the least bit cocky about it, BOOM, Morpheus immediately calls you out with a, "Show me." And then even with your cutesy karate moves, running up the walls, and deep Keanu concentration, you can't hit the ************. Why? Because you needed to stop trying to hit him and hit him! 

HARDER: Hitting Neo. My theory is that Neo became so fast that bullets in the Matrix almost seemed to stop in mid air. Whatever the movie physics involved, your bullets are now belong to Neo. 

HARDEST: Hitting Any Kind of Offense Against Adam Tirapelle in the 2001 NCAA Finals. ILLINI Hall of Fame inductee Adam Tirapelle gave up zero offensive points in his 2001 NCAA National Championship match. He scored two takedowns himself. With a National Championship, a runner-up finish and a third place, Tirapelle scored medals of every color at the Big Dance. He also came out and spoke at my kid's IKWF annual banquet and didn't even get to eat the free dinner because he was training. Total ILLINI Class.