Let's Play Hard, Harder and Hardest Again!

 

HARD:  Winning the Gallon of Milk Challenge. You must drink a gallon of milk within 5 minutes, then hold it down for 20 minutes after that. This isn't so much a challenge as a trick. The average adult human stomach can hold half a gallon of food or liquid. It can also stretch to hold over a gallon of food. However, milk is a liquid, and it won't stay down in your stomach the way food will. It wants to squish out because the stomach is squeezing it. Think of your stomach as a half-gallon water balloon. If you fill it up with a gallon of water and don't tie it off, that water's gonna go somewhere. Warning: The gallon milk challenge is dangerous, as even a gallon of water can be toxic to some extent. 

HARDER:  Winning a chess piece throwing contest against World Chess Piece Throwing Champion Magnus Carlsen. Even if you scrunch down like a wiener in a dodge ball game, Carlsen's unerring accuracy ensures that your torso and butt become inevitable targets. Magnus Carlsen is also something of a chess player.  

HARDEST:  Getting out from bottom against ILLINI All-American Dylan Duncan. There are some who say that Duncan is still riding Chad Red from their final NCAA match. If true, that means he has been holding the Cornhusker down for 183 days, 7 hours and 33 minutes.