Let's Play Hard, Harder, Hardest!

 


HARD -- Trying to turn or throw Greco wrestling legend Aleksandr Karelin. With a record of 887 wins and two losses, it was hard to score any kind of points against him. Picking up the Russian Bear proved all but impossible. 

HARDER -- Throwing Ogre off the Trojan Horse. If you're a nerd, and you want to throw Ogre off the Trojan Horse so you can win Greek Games and become official Lambda Lambda Lambda fraternity members, well, good luck. You can't because you're nerds. NERDS! By the way, if you haven't seen the movie, you're not living your best life. Are you some kind of nerd? NERDS!

HARDEST -- Finding any kind of celebration, tailgate, Frontier Days, Pumpkin Festival, city carnival or anything like it that doesn't have a stupid KiDZoNE. You know what I'm talking about: Facepainting, clowns, bouncy houses. When I was a tiny human, KiDZoNEs were called, "You Better Sit up Straight and Shut up, Mister!"

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