PREVIEW: ILLINI Wrestling vs. Purdue

WHAT: ILLINI dual Purdue WHEN: Saturday, February 1 at 2:00 pm Central WHERE: Huff Hall ADMISSION: Free SPECIAL: Military Appreciation Day TV/STREAMING: BTN+ (subscription service) A DAY IN HISTORY It is February 16, 2024. You are almost stuck at home babysitting little brother, but Tomb Raider Remastered just came out, and you know that he and his salacious little weasel friends will be locked up in his room for 48 hours playing the game. Wendy suggested that you go with her to see Madame Web or Lisa Frankenstein . You told her [cough, cough] that you were sick. That's because you and the boys have planned a road trip to West Lafayette. Beyoncé's Texas Hold'Em is playing on the radio preset when you start the car, at least until you almost break your finger turning it off. Cheesy Burrito, your high school team's heavyweight, brought the new Ye piece, and he plugs it in. You're worried. You know this is a bruised and battered bunch of ILLINI taking...